The Standard Spa is anything but. In defiance of its name, this Miami Beach mecca of rejuvenation is one of the most opulent, well-equipped, and well-staffed “hydrotherapy spa hotels” in the world, sure to leave a lasting impression on you and your significant other during your next romantic retreat. Whether you’re looking for a relaxing getaway for the day, or need a week of hardcore massaging to undo the stress of the world, this is the place to do it. And indeed, with amenities that include a cedar sauna, sound shower, mud lounge, and Roman waterfall hot tub, the two of you will lose track of time as you reach new heights of pampering. Fall into stitches of laughter as the red earth detoxifying mud starts to harden and crackle on your skin in the mud lounge, leaving you looking and feeling 10 years younger. Once you’ve rinsed off with the high pressure Scotch hose, dry off, get dressed, and take a table at the waterfront Lido Restaurant, where you can munch on kale salad with octopus and sip strawberry-banana smoothies as the sun goes down. Done enough health-conscious stuff for the day? Then move on to cocktails like the aptly-named Miami Vice, a frozen rum concoction that’s half piña colada, half strawberry, and all delicious. It’s the perfect way to end a day of restoration.